Captain ([personal profile] wingsofcover) wrote2012-05-27 11:04 pm

Diablo 3

In Diablo 3, the Witch Doctor shoots BEARS at people.

I am not even kidding.

BEARS.

That makes even less sense than the jars full of spiders or the exploding frogs.

Also, This is a tale of Act 1 in Inferno.

There were three adventurers. They mowed down all the goat people and other blue and gold monsters in their sight. Then they came across some magic frogs, and died.